fat fuck

Let me clarify things up a bit. A fat person is not always a fat fuck, but a fat fuck is always a fat person. Therefore, not every fat person is a fat fuck.

There's some major differences between a fat fuck and being fat. A fat person is just like any other regular person but fat. That is the category I fall in. I wear bigger clothes and can't run that fast, but besides that I am just like you.

A fat fuck is a not a person. A fat fuck is a sentient mass of blubber, odor and stretch marks. There are a few ways to distinguish between a fat person and a fat fuck. A fat fuck goes around with a horrible odor lingering because they are too lazy to shower every day. A fat fuck breathes with his mouth open everywhere like a sloth because breathing through his nose doesn't supply enough oxygen. A fat fuck goes around eating everyone's leftovers and pleas ignorant when asked where all the food went. A fat fuck chooses to ignore his girth and act like he's 150lbs by wearing clothes too small and getting in the way of everyone. A fat fuck will get all bitchy when someone calls him out of his fatness instead of accepting the fact he is fat. A fat fuck has grease stains and crumpled up McDonald's bags around his room because he is too lazy to clean. A fat fuck is a swine in human form.

So please, as a fat person, try and distinguish between the overweight ones and the fat fucks. Thank you.

-The fat fuck in my dorm decided it was cute to eat all my leftovers in the fridge even though it was clearly labeled. The next day I keyed his car up.

Person 1. What the hell is that smell?
Person 2. It's Anthony, that fat fuck smells all the time because he doesn't act like he knows what a shower is.

Dear Fat Fucks of the world. TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER. I can smell you from a mile away. They make soap for a fucking reason.

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Sonic the hedgehog

1. To go from one of the most well-praised, renowned, greatest, and most popular franchise of all time to become the laughing stock of the gaming community.

2. To start off amazing then slowly turn to a steaming pile of shit.

See also: Street Fighter, Megaman, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, Star Fox, Turok, Dynasty Warriors.

1. The 2D Sonic the hedgehog games are still decent on DS/

2. Dude! Nip/Tuck is a total Sonic the Hedgehog,

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gun game

An amazingly fun mod for the Counter-Strike franchise. You start off with the crappy glock and each kill gets you a level up which gives you the next best gun in line. The order varies per server. There are different variations and rules such as knifing steals a level from your opponent, afk kills do not count, TKing means you level down and so on. You can only level up using the current gun with your level that way you can't pick up a gun from a person 4 levels ahead of you and go on a rampage. You can get as many levels per round until you die, my record is 6 levels per round. Grenades are the hardest to level with since you always have friendly fire on when someone is on the grenade level.

Gun game is the only reason I play CS anymore.

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