Snazm

A long-awaited luxurious sneeze

I tried for days to release the tickle from my nose, and I finally snazmed.

Faxcident

When you send a fax to the wrong number.

Oh no, there's been a faxcident! I faxed my lunch order to my accountant!

demantia

When a married man stares into space for a certain period of time after being asked a direct question.

My husband experienced an episode of demantia when I asked him to make dinner .

Cattoo

A tattoo of a cat

The woman screaming at the street vendor was sporting a cattoo on the side of her neck.

Artsomnia

When you can’t sleep because all you can think of is “Whistler’s Mother,” you have artsomnia!

I had such bad artsomnia that I had to break out my water colors at 2 am.