Crush

Some thing I’ve had for years and finally gave up on the hope that there is THEE one out there just waiting for me.

Me: *sigh* _____ is so goofy and just the cutest person I’ve ever seen! I think I have a crush on them 🥰.
My friend: grow up.

Sussy baka

AMOGUS!

*INSERT FART*
*ALARM SOUND*

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guy: hey (guy 2) did you know your a SUSSY BAKA?
guy 2: please, end this.

Word

Seriously? Your literally reading them. Go back to pre-k

guy: bro, what's a word?
guy 2: lets get you a teacher.