Taco Bell

A “food” that causes shits so explosive that they’re scientifically more powerful than the explosions on Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.

Robert: Hey, did you hear that the US bombed Japan again?
Stephen: William ate Taco Bell again, didn’t he?
Robert: Yep.

E

The very best thing in existence is the letter E. It cures all diseases, it saves all lives, it gives all of the poor money so they can have a good life, It will never give you up, it will never say goodbye, it will never let you down, it will never tell a lie and hurt you, it will never make you cry, and it will never run around and desert you.

“You’re the letter E.”