Calhan

He is a brilliant friend, there is no one quite like him. He's witty and very brave. Might consider himself an army brat but that is just one of many great things he can be defined as. He likes beef jerky, but strangely enough the aroma is comforting it can be explained so don't argue about this. There is so much more I'd like to say but like it's better short and sweet.

Everyone felt ill when the familiar scent of Calhan was gone.

Some Guy: I feel like scheiße!
Chad: Don't say that, remember bros for life!
Principal probably: watch your profanity!

Shameless Guilt

Exactly what it means

I have shameless guilt after hooking up with this hot tinder babe