need a noose

Bro, you good?

“I need a noose.”
“What you need is a good friend you can talk to.”

pissfucked

When you get really butthurt over something incredibly stupid

“Johnathan got butthurt over a pillow fight.”
“He seems really pissfucked.”

spunch bop

Great Value version of SpongeBob

We don’t have SpongeBob, but we do have Spunch Bop.

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dam store

A very funny store name that is for a store next to a dam. Not overused in the slightest

“I’m going to the dam store.”

“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”

œk

A really weird and sometimes annoying way to say “ok.”

“You can come.”
“œk.”

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shit fuck ass bitch

The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade

“Shit fuck ass bitch.”

*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*

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morher

When some kid with fat fingers tries to type “mother.”

Aiden: Yeah maybe

Cayden: I gotta ask my morher

Aiden: Your what?

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