the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits

Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE

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When qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnm wasn’t enough so you do it again in reverse

Steve: bro what are you doing
John: I’m just typing random things into google to see what happens, look! Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Steve: like this? qwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzzxcvbnmlkjhgfdsaasdfghjklpoiuytrewqqwertyuiop
John: DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

monkey explanation

A very simple explanation

Person 1: why can’t we just print more money?
Person 2: Monkey explanation: Monkey 1 have 10 banana and monkey 2 have 2 banana monkey 1 rich monkey 2 poor, if tribe give monkey 2 10 banana, no rich monkey, no poor monkey, banana no value :(

Kobeyeet

A shot that is a mix between Kobe and yeet
Kobe:for accuracy
Yeet : For power

Yo joe is about to do a kobeyeet into that trash can

Balls

Balls

Balltholemew: Balls?
Bally: balls

Byron Buxton

My dad
Best baseball player ever

Yo look it’s Byron Buxton!
Dang he’s good at baseball