Short hills

The richest place in the US with actual Indians and Chinese people. If you aren’t hot or seriously smart you have no place in this town. Don’t even think about going to the most famous thing about this town except for the bitchy attitude (the short hills mall) if you don’t have $2,500 dollars in your pocket. Everyone here flexes there money by sending their kids to one of the 20 private school with $80,000 dollars tuition that you have to be ultra smart to get into. But most parents just bribe the school with a shitload of money to get their kid in. If you haven’t been invited to at least 30 bar mitzvahs by the end of the year, you can consider yourself and unsocial prune and irrelevant. The bar mitzvahs usually end up with two kids getting caught in the girls bathroom hooking up. Since half the moms are friends, they will figure out all the shit in under an hour. If your parents are like every single parent in this rich-ass town who have high standards, you’ll be in deep shit once you get caught doing anything. The girls dress like they are fucking pornstars and don’t give a shit if they get hit on at the local Starbucks, where everything costs $20 and the line has more people in it than the amount of money the next town over has. All the girls plans for their future say hook up, lose their virginity, get a job, get fired, sleep, repeat.

You fucking rich-ass price of shit. You definitely live in the fucking richest dumpster in the world short hills

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