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Someone who gets butthurt because his name isn't on urban dictionary.
Slayter: My name is so rare it's not even on here.
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Let me be the first to congratulate you on your decision to join the Mitchellian fandom, a noble step in the right direction towards a life of shortcomings and concessions. You may be thinking, in fact I know you are thinking, "I don't want to join this ridiculous cult " Let's be honest lad, who does?
(Not to be confused with David Cameron)
Lee: Look at James he just got totally rejected by that girl
Rob: And look at 'im now! Getting ready to throw himself off the Brooklyn bridge
Vince: Lad pulled a David Mitchell, that's for sure. What a unit.
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An American hero and the one true son of God set to bring peace to the world.
Supposed "rapist"
Francis: What are you doing?
Vincent: Praying to Bill Cosby
Francis: Same
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When something isn't quite large and it isn't quite big. This phrase should be used only as a last resort.
James: That thing is huge
Vince: NO. It is a bit large. Also I shagged your wife
Du Riffest Tuffest gang in du whole streetz yo!
Dude 1: Yo you want a fight homes?
Dude 2: Ay yo dont mess with his shit, that nigga is bread gang all day, son!
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KFC secret recipe has 11 HS
"Bitches don't know my herbs and spices"
-Colonel Harland Sanders
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