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A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who donât make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land âGo fuck yourselvesâ. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
âI wanna share a tale with you about the âMercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, âRailroad Manââ
-Cyanide and Happinessâ¢, âThe Ballad of Railroad Manâ
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A euphemism for the fat âactivismâ on TikTok. Most commonly associated with extremist ideas of âfat acceptanceâ and body âpositivityâ, as well as âhealthy at every sizeâ.
âDamn, so now some fat influencers on FatTok are claiming that wanting to work out is fatphobic.â
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Some dumbass Urban Dictionary user whoâs actually just a racist, hates America, and thinks that everything can be solved with a little â¨communismâ¨
âMan, that guy America Lover ðºð¸ really is a moron.â
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Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slendermanâs âhood cousinâ, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
âYo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!â
Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slendermanâs âhood cousinâ, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.
âYo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!â
âHe has a wife you know. You know what sheâs called? Sheâs called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.â
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"Hey, look! That guy's a pedo!
"Wow, he sure is sneaky."
"Yeah, he's going incogpedo."
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