Skidded Sheets

Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.

"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"

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gas line

Gas line: crossing the stage in a new romance when one feels comfortable enough to rip off a roaring, smelly fart."

"Billy and I crossed the gas line in bed last night so it must be love."

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