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drymilk or drymilking is a term used when you've had sex several times and you're empty on fluids, in other words driving on an empty tank.
Drymilking is common amongst newly weds and young couples having sex multiple times per hour before time is given to regenerate new sperm cells.
"I don't think we can do this any longer" - "But I'm still horny" - "Lets drymilk it"
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Due to the sheer lubricity of ejaculate and based on angle, speed, velocity; Ricolate is the rebound of ejaculate off of a surface. It's a mixture of both words Ricochet and Ejaculate. It's a common occurrence with sexual activities non-relating to penetration and commonly results in ejaculate in places where they shouldn't end up.
"Yeah, Mandy gave me a hand job the other day, it ricolated off her face and knocked over her grandmother's vase"
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FOFLOL "Falling on Floor Laughing out Loud" is an internet term. Falls under the same lines as rofl, lmao, lol, and roflmfao
Prettyeyes08: J/K
Bluedude4u: FOFLOL!!
Ashpocket (noun) To ash a cigarette in your pocket due to lack of ashtray or other form of disposal. Generally done when you smoke indoors and you misplaced your ashtray, or it was out of reach and you didn't want to ash on the carpet. Similar to ashhand
"Hey Greg, where's the ashtray?" - "I thought you had it." - "No, I guess I'll have to use an ashpocket"
Txtaby (noun) refers to the exchange of brief written lullabys between mobile phones over cellular networks before going to bed or during the time frame of relaxation before REM sleep.
"You forgot to text me last night, You know I can't sleep without my txtaby" - "Sorry, I ran out of minutes."
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PermaSex is an enviroment-safe glue used to make your first time and endless enjoyment. Using state of the art ingredients created by pronoun scientists, PermaSex will meld your body parts together to merge your soul and make you 'one'.
I bought PermaSex for my girlfriend, and sense we've used the magical love potion, we've never been able to split apart :)!
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