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This is a fun party game you can play with friends and family. You must have a minimum of two people but the more the better. This is how you play: first each player must shit in a bottle. All bottles must be the same size. Next you have to take a dick pic and send it to someone who is not playing the game. Next you have to throw up in two different locations throughout the playing area. After puking each participant must drink a third of a corona while doing five incline push ups. Finally you must pee your pants while fighting another participant. Have fun and remember: Don't be a pussy
"This party is dull"
"So let's do a The Sloan Circuit"
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A huge Hungarian slut who loves dick in her ass. Typically older than fifty but has the energy of a sex crazed panther. Will fit as many dicks as possible in as many holes as possible. Most have a skinny ass faggot grandson who sucks dick at life that films her in all of her movies. Don't let there brittle body fool you they will take until they bleed. Also the powdered breast milk seems weird but acts as a great lube. Once you break the crust around the vagina you don't even notice that it is older than you are. If her vagina stanks just pull off some back wrinkles and make a makeshift pussy. They're usually the ones who starts the origies in most nursing homes. You can't believe how moist that crusty vagina can get. After sex you can make a nice loaf of bread from their twenty year old yeast infection. Remember to be courteous and change her adult diaper when you're finished.
"Matt your Naj Mama fucked me good last night"
"Yea I know, I filmed it"
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The Khanimov is when you first shave your pewbs. Then you jizz on a girls face where sideburns would usually lay. Finally you place your freshly shaven pewbs onto the girls face making the dirtiest fucking sideburns possible.
"I wish my girl looked like a dirty jew"
"Just do the Khanimov"
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