Alexa

Any girl named Alexa is HOT AND SEXY AS SHIT. Whoever is dating them is lucky. They deserve to be loved. They do tend to sometimes ignore people, but people always forgive them because of their cuteness. Alexa's usually wear glasses because they are fucking blind without them.

"I'm dating that girl."

"ALEXA?!"

"Yeah."

"You are so fucking lucky man! SHE IS SO HOT!!!"

"I know right?"

"Can we do a...threesome?"

"No."

"Awww..."

"Fuck off."

Natalie

People with the name Natalie have been through shit. They are sweet, but only to certain people. They can also be shy...at first. Yet they're also be weird. They have fucking trauma. They can't get a good sleep EVER, and they love coffee. When they fall in love with someone, they LOVE that person to death. Make sure never to break their heart because they will never forget that. They also always seem happy and they are a fun person to be around and talk to, yet that is all just an act as they are hiding their true feelings. They are usually the therapist friend. They are usually manipulated a lot by others as they are a people's pleasure and will do anything just to keep a friend near. A great friend to have if you are on their good side. However, they can be bitches at times. They usually hate themselves. They have quick mood swings. They have anger issues, lots of them. They also tend to be "crybabies". Natalie tends to have the biggest trust issues of all time. FUCKING INSECURITIES! They are the friend who is left out and used. They are always ignored and chosen last. They don't vent to people. You can't change their minds on anything, whatever they believe is final, they can only change their own minds. They are very secretive and know ALL the gossip. If they end up venting to you, it isn't trust, they trust NOBODY. It's their breaking point. Always make sure to support a Natalie, because if you do, they will support you right back. Also, Natalie's are ALWAYS very sexy.

"Doesn't Natalie look so hot?"

"She's gay."

"Oh fuck..."