professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent

It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.

twazum

"Do you want some"

When you're speaking too damn quickly, and offer to share food with a friend, twazum ...?

Origin: "d'ya" = do ya

t'ya, t'wa,

Some, sum, zum

T'wa zum?

Twazum.

Twazum?

Ye I wazum.

You'll

You will

You'll do what I tell you!

ly

Turns anything into an adjective.

You Donald Trumply stupidly gamecube-controllingly dictionary-readingly gratuitously unfair moronicly unjustifiable buffoon

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functional-beauty

Beauty derived from functionalism.

Adjective form: "functionally-beautiful"

My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.

Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.

detrimental-benefit

Something which 'just feels right', but becomes regrettable later.

Plural: detrimental-benefits

Adjective: detrimentally-beneficial
Antonym: beneficial-detriment

Eating that whole cake was a detrimental-benefit, because even though it was tasty, I'm fat now, and my career is as a model (😱) so I could lose my job!

and've

1) Contraction of "and would have".

2) Contraction of "and have".

1) If they hadn't stopped that criminal he'd'a hurt my ma and've tried to hurt my sis!!

2) I have done the dishes and've taken out the trash.