Pirate song

Song, sung by Eric Cartman and Somalian pirates, that goes like this:

Pirate song:

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please.
We get all that we want for free.
We'll kick your ass and rape your lass.
Somalian pirates we!

So with a yo ho ho.
And with a ye he he.
We take to the African sea.
We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls.
Somalian pirates we!

We left our homes and we left our mudders,
To go on a pillagin' spree.
We'll cut off your ears and break your toes
and make you drink our pee.
And if you sail into our waters,
You best hear this decree.
We'll take your boat, set your ass afloat
Somalian pirate we.

And with a yo ho ho.
And a tricky lahty do.
We'll shoot you in the face with glee.
Then we'll cut off your cock and feed it to a croc.
Somalian pirates we.

17👍 5👎

CSIS

I bet you never heard about them, eh?

That's alright though, because they're the Canadian Security Intelligence Service, or the canadian equivalent of the CIA.

Unlike the CIA, who are known worldwide, CSIS is only known by a handful of people, now including you (You'd better run now!), making them a lot more efficient.

No examples about CSIS are found, mainly because they're sneaky enough.

8👍 4👎