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To take a shit. Usually in a toilet. Often results in feelings of relief and great happiness, similar to having an orgasm, eating a yummy meal, or smoking weed. Dumps can be broken down into 3 main catagories. The Pilchard: thin, small, or watery. Includes diarrhae. The Richard: average everyday dump. Uninteresting. The Shannon Arkell: Synonymous with big, huge, large, extra-large, XXL, XXXL, etc. Includes constipation, sometimes fatal. If one wanted to break down different dumps into farther, sub-catagories, one should check the shit list under the definition of shit.
5 year old boy: Mommy! I have to go take a DUMP!! NOOOW!! -cries in pain-
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Anyone who has watched the movie Cowpat would understand this. A certain type of large shit. Shannon being derived from the more literal term for the nick name "shannipoo" ie. not a cute pet name but an actual shit, and from the term Shannen Doherty Face, as a Shannon Arkell type shit is often mis-shapen and strange looking. The Arkell part coming from the slang word arch-well, which is a particularly big and well used long-drop type toilet. A shannon arkell type shit can include the brain hemorrahage through your nose shit, the lincoln log shit, the mexican food shit, the crowd pleaser, the aftershock shit, the groaner, the enegizer vs duracell shit, the liquid plumber shit, the spinal tap shit, the toxic dump, the "i think im giving birth through my asshole" shit, and often gives way for a second-wave shit. See definitions for shit and dump
Bob: Whoa, i went to go take a dump and i thought it was gonna be routine shit but ended up being a shannon arkell!
Fred: Yo, hi 5 me. What kind?
Bob: It was an aftershocker. And now my butt looks like the Japanese flag!
Fred: Impressive.
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The type of place people go to when they are bored. If you are very bored, you might even try and send in a definition. And if you are EXTREMELLY bored, you might become an editor and spend hours looking at other peoples lame ass definitions for shit you aint never heard of in your whole life.
Me: Oh no, i am bored. Whatever shall i do? Oh i know. Maybe ill waste my life away on urban dictionary looking up random and utterly useless things like "urban dictionary" and "definition".
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Conveys RADness or when something so totally like kicks ass and stuff.
a) B-man: Check out that Rolls Royce which happens to randomly be parked over there.
Kye: Tasty Beverage!
b) Edward: Ey, whats your name?
Lee: I'm tasty beverage.
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Li: Ey bro, i ate so much pizza last night i thought my stomach was gonna commit a mutiny!
Warren: Hardcore!
Darren: My father told me to do my homework, so i decided to commit a mutiny and smear bananana on the ceiling.
Lloyd: high-5
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