Paul

I lived a full life as a 360lb black man named Daequan. On my 36th birthday I was kidnapped by the KGB do to my relations with certain U.S special forces that took action in missions related to Cuba during the cold war. A man named Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky held a hot medal rod up to my throat. Things got fuzzy and warm until I woke up in a twin sized bed located in a two story house as a 12 year old 125lb white boy named Paul.

Guy: "is that paul"
girl: "no its daquan."