Lauren

A Lauren is a rambunctious small statured stacked woman. Usually found swaddled in sheets at 1 A.M. to around 1 P.M., they are generally docile, but can be provoked to action if sleep or steak are disturbed. In the sack, she has an angelic ass-clap, but ironically, Lauren’s are unable to twerk due to their short legs.

1: Hey man, what’s that girl doing over there? The one in the onesie.

2: Having a seizure?

1: oh, shit! She’s trying the sprinkler?!

2: must be a Lauren...

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