Kristopher

A boy or man with a crazy height and huge hands. His handwriting is horrid, never let him in a business where you have to write. He has a FAT ass nose. He's such a bully and thinks everybody wants him.

Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*

Person: Can you write this paper for me?

Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!