Mathew

A fuckboy that thinks he's cute, but he's ugly as fuck. Will text/fuck anything that walks. Insecure manchild. Is currently cheating on girlfriend. Annoying voice. Makes jokes that aren't funny. Face resembles that of a frog. 10/10 would not recommend

Person 1: "Mathew is an asshole"
Person 2: "I agree wholeheartedly"

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Vincent

Also known as Vince Big ass ego. Big ass dick. Anger issues. 20 years old but looks 27. Tall, broad shoulders, has shitty upper arm tattoo. Weird rash on back. Smokes weed regularly. Chick magnet. Can't grow a full beard. Drinks too much. Emotionally unavailable. Gets into fights. Has been deported before. Acts hard but a soft ass underneath it all.

Girl 1: "I think I'm in love with Vincent"
Girl 2: "You're a dumbass"

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