Emergency Date Effect

The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.

Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”

Phthfat

When someone is so unbelievably thicc, so ridiculously phat, so ludicrously wide that no other word can be used to describe their phthfatness

That hoe wasn’t just thicc, or even just phat, she was phthfat as fuck

Adapter cable

A 3 way sex position involving a gay man, a bisexual man and a straight women.

The bisexual man positions himself between the gay man and the woman, facing towards the woman. The gay man fucks the bisexual man in the ass, while the bisexual man does the same to the woman, so that the gay man is fucking the woman vicariously through the bisexual man, much like an adapter cable for two non-compatible wires

John and Larry want to have a 3-way with a woman, but because John is gay Larry has to play the Adapter Cable part

Ept

Common root for “adept” and “inept because they don’t share one for some fucking reason

“How good is she at giving head?”
“She’s not totally inept, or totally adept, she’s just… ept.”

Sour Kraut

Informal, derogatory

Referring to a particularly angry or upset German. A play on the food item “Sauerkraut,” and the derogatory term for a German person “kraut”

Person 1: Hans has been kind of a dick today

Person 2: Yeah, his girl broke up with him and he’s being a total sour kraut about it