lollapalooza

a music festival with the best new talent in rock and metal

i am goin to lollapalooza to get shitfaced and rock my ass off!

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Thundercles Mc Butterpants

Typically Identifiable by some snazzy birkenstocks, a pair of old man pants and an obsession w/ the color pank, A Thundercles McButterpants is typically a tall, gangly, rather unkempt individual with a nasty case of bed head.

Geez, If that Nate Long kid had some old man pants, he'd be a perfect Thundercles McButterpants

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Poosie

A company has taken the word Pussy and used it as a catchy ad phrase for a energy drink named SumPoosie.

This can be found at www.sumpoosie.com

Hey you want SumPoosie?

It gives you more energy than RedBull.

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Wet Willy

When a dong still soggy from climax is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Paul giggled when he gave sleepy ike a wet willy.

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Ike

Acronym for: Intense Kinetic Eroticism. The ability to turn a girl out without the use of touch.

she was ike'd instantaneously.

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Oregon

Wonderland. Eden. Serenity. Clean. Natural. Unruined. Green. Peaceful.
Dont visit we don't want you.

Dont visit we don't want you.

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AceDS

A length of Ace bandage wrapped around a stretched penis to create an "all day stretch," or "ADS." Some individuals have increased the flaccid length of their penis through use of an ADS. Caution must be observed to insure the bandage is not wrapped too tightly. Also, to prevent tissue damage, the wrapping should not remain on the penis longer than 20 minutes.

After using the AceDS for a few months, the Pirate increased his flaccid length from 3 1/2" to 5 1/2".

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