George

This person decides to call a Cheese burger, a burger with cheese. They may also say that "they have no time to practice" even though they certainly do. They might also brag about winning the ILR championship even though they competed in three more races than you. They could also become the biggest bottle job since Gerrard slipped and ruined Liverpools life. However, he might be kind every once in a while and give out a setup for you to use (this is unfortunately a ridiculous setup that DOES NOT WORK).

If you need to have something bad in your life, get yourself a George!