Henry

Henry means hero, anyone named Henry is not that. They are not a good person.

"Hey Henry! Why are there bodies in the alleyway?"

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Henry

Perfection in every sense of the word.

Person: Hi Henry.
Henry: How did you get into my house?

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Dinosaur

A giant bird, did not taste like one I checked.

Person1: I'm actually crying right now. It's a real dinosaur!
Person2: They are just stupid slow lizards!
Person1: *proceeds to break Person2's back*