Facial Fungus

That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.

"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"

"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"

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