glitch

An inexplicable problem or condition happening in a system.

A glitch in the code gave Bob twenty-six free months of AOL.

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Head Game

when a person makes his/her potential sex partner to graphically describe everything about the promised sexual act, and then never talk/chat back to them.
Likely used for self stimulation in chat rooms.

I am not into head-games

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pejorative

Something that belittles or possibly implies evil

Calling someone a nitwit is pejorative.

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slag

(Verb) To reduce to an object (usually some type of technology or structure) to unrecognizable debris through the use of excessive firepower.

Came into favor among online players of Descent, though they were a small sub-group of the online community and it didn't really catch on. Occasionally still used as an alternative to frag, but with the implication of pwned.

"Watch your defense next time or I'll slag your base just for fun..."

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sneeziure

Noun - the state of affairs when one person sneezes repeatedly over the course of only a few seconds.

Fred's 17-sneezes-in-a-row sneeziures were always indicative that the new germ was going around.

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Vootie

"vu-tee"

Originated in the comic book Nexus by Mike Baron and Steve Rude.

All purpose exclamation of elation, pleasure, joy, surprise, or other positive emotion...no proper usage of the word Vootie requires git-type !!1!!one after it. Vootie! is the correct form.

I just found $100 lying on the ground! Vootie!

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grammangulation

the condition on the internet resulting from netspeak and leetspeak or 1337sp34k resulting in grammar being so badly mangled that it no longer effectively resembles grammar.

The condition of horror in the heart and mind of a person raised to respect and appreciate good grammar upon encountering thusly mangled grammar.

A lot of chat rooms on AOL and IRC, especially those populated by young kids and/or teenagers, suffer from profound grammangulation.

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