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Hiroshima is when you microwave something thinking you don't have to again. When you do have to microwave something again it is called Nagasaki.
I needed to Hiroshima my microwavable popcorn, not knowing I would need to Nagasaki them.
When you are butthurt so much that you have cardiac arrest and a seizure at the same time and then explode. 100% fatality rate.
When furry boxing to the death became illegal, Kevin was buttkilled
The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.
Typewriter
That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.
Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.
A Dutchphobic person is someone who doesn't want to go to the Netherlands because they think they will be beat up by drunk Dutch people. They believe every Dutch stereotype and are very racist.
Hannah: I really want to go to Amsterdam for my honeymoon but I can't.
Sophie: why
Hannah: Oliver is Dutchphobic
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That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.
Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.