Pigs

The people that protect you from the threat of black teenagers that are tryintrying to commit the horrible crime of existing.

Synonyms: police officer, cop

"Yo bro look at that fat pig over there!"

"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."

OHHHH

luchadoor

A guy that works at a door factory, has multiple personality disorder and thinks he is a Mexican wrestler, hence the name luchadoor.

"Fear me, for I am... El hombre fuerte!!!"

"Gary, your a Luchadoor, not a wrestler. Now get back to work!"

Blood

That tasty red liquid that is found in every persons body.

Costumer: Tasty! What was that called again?

Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.

Typewriter

The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.

Typewriter