EISF

Short for Everything is Siri’s Fault

Me: EISF
My friends: 為什麼 ⁉️
Me: just like why we eat… sleep… yeah. And I’m Sirius

Siripay

It’s like Apple Pay, but money comes from Siri.

I wish stores can accept siripay so I can buy more.

It’s Siri’s Fault

A definition used to prove that every horrible thing is caused by Siri.

I firmly believe that It’s Siri’s Fault for you know… everything

Punce

Someone whos acts like a total loser.
Someone that stuffs up everything in the most idiotic way.
It's another word for retard :)

Mum: do you have a boyfriend yet?
Me: shut up punce

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