Squigga

A black squirrel. The root is from the English slang 'Nigga', meaning a gangster black man.

Never say squigga in the presence of a black squirrel, or the following will happen...
1.The black squirrel will beat you senselessly
2.The black squirrel will wait until you are fully conscious, then cremate you alive
3.The black squirrel will spread your ashes into an avocado and pecan smoothie

4.The black squirrel will feed the smoothie to his bitch, and she will throw up
5.Satan himself will rise from the pile of vomit, and snatch you down from heaven
6.Satan will keep you in a solitary confinement cell right outside his layer.
7. Every day but Sunday, you will be forced to have angry hot sex with Adolf Hitler

Person1:"Dude, check out that SQUIGGA!"
Person2:"Did you really just say that?!?"
Person1:"What?"
Person1: *runs away as fast as possible*
Steps 1 through 7 happen

Satan:"DId you honestly call that black squirrel a SQUIGGA?!?"
Person1:"yes..."
Satan:"Just because he has darker skin than you, doesn't mean you have to treat him differently!"
Hitler:"What's the hold-up? It's not Sunday..."

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