Beanage

When collecting a fried breakfast, bean juice leaks from the side of the polystyrene container and all over one's person

Dudes I'm suffering some major beanage this morning

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Helldesk

This is what you get when a helpdesk that you have to phone to resolve a problem is manned by an evil bitch from hell. This woman will generally have the people skills of an angry pitbull terrier, the patience of a rattlesnake being poked with a stick and the intelligence and problem solving skills of a paving slab.

Just got off the phone to the Helldesk. That Jackie is a complete bitch.

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