Broofing

The act of bro-proofing something so that no homie can access it.

Johnny: Hey dude, nice slave! Mind if I try it?

YSL: Hell nah *paints slave white*

Johnny: DUDE? Seriously? Broofing? Dammit now I can't use it no more. Stupid nigga YSL.

Faggot Ass Bitchboy

The ultimate insult in a roast battle, will guarantee to make their heart poundjng and start stuttering on their words!

Jimmy: I bet yo dick mad small boy
DeMarcus: Ew Wtf? Nigga why you such a Faggot Ass Bitchboy bruh?
Jimmy: *dies of fucking cardiac arrest*

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America

A place where people with the intelligence of a rock fuck their daughters and enjoy 15 big macs a day.

Lives on farms and likes to lick goat asses and own a bunch of guns.

Sike jk, these Americans make up a small majority of the US. Sike jk again, they make up the whole of America.

“You see that incest fan fuckin’ his daughter?”

“Yeah nigga sheet, he an American”

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Steel bar

The fuck you searching this shit up for? Nigga it’s a steel bar, stoopid ass nigga

Nigga the builder: Get dat steel bar fool

Faggot ass white cracker: Stfu nigga, you da fool

*gets shot*

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Urban names

When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.

Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.

Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.

You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”

Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”

Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.

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Niggary Smooth

When a Nigga dances so well that it’s as if it was butter

Nigga1: *Dances niggary smooth*

Faggot ass white cracker nigga: Stfu dumb nigga

*Gets shot

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October 22

A fucking day, you dumbshit. Why tf you searching this up?

It’s october 22 a fucking day

JK ITS NATIONAL JEW FRYING DAY!

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