John Doe'd

When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.

Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn

DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?

Joe Lieden

Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era

Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us

Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko

Bartholojew

I wonder how you even found this but basically it’s that faggot ass Bartholomew but more faggot cuz he a Jew

Bartholojew: I’m more faggot than you

Bartholomew: No im more faggot

Me: Both of you are fucking cancerous go get a life

Fuck Kikes

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Dibonic Shit

The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.

Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.

David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!

Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!

David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?

*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.

Niggarino

A fellow italian nigga

He a real nigga, he invites you to his luxury apartment and makes you the largest amount of pasta you’ve ever seen.

It tastes amazing, and somehow he magically has enough ingredients.

Props to my italians niggas out there

Niggarino: “Hello my-a nigga! Do you wants-a pasta?”

Me: “Hell yeah nigga! Full send!”

Niggarino: “Coming right up! No, you can’t-a have any you-a fat fucking urban dicker. Go-a outside urban dicker”

UrbanDicker: “Awww, I’m gonna go post my stupid fucking conservative beliefs to UrbanDictionary all while sitting in a dark room with no one to love.”

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