Poxymoron

Poxymoron is a crappy, stupid, thick, dumb moron

Your more of a poxymoron than most so called celebraties!

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cutliced

Cutliced: A cut so deep or long it almost slices in two

He was very cutliced and had to hold the bits together

snoofmini

A very short snoof as defined.
1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc.
2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one's skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to snoof well.
3. abilities, talents; special skills or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.
Snoof is defined below
Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs
Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.
Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain
Snoofa (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation Addict)
(Noun) a person addicted to snoofing
Snoofed
(Noun) as in ‘You have been snoofed.’
Slang: meanings “Case the joint” / “Check it out” / Make a killing” / Rip them off” / “Nick their ideas” / “Scam them”

• I think I have been snoofed meaning Ripped –off or Conned or Scammed
• They snoofed my pad meaning They cased the joint or were timewasters
• They snoofed my gen meaning They pinched my ideas, techniques and knowledge

To analyse resources and be questioning, with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain

For example,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8.To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)

Snoofing From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Snoofing is a combination of the words snooping and sniffing as it relates to Wi-Fi wireless network discovery. Snooping is the act of capturing packets surreptitiously, where as sniffing is the act of looking for Wi-Fi wireless network
His Snoofability is excellent
My Snoofability has really improved over the years.

I had a snoofmini and think I know the score.

Have a snoofmini for me and tell me the gen.

I would love to be a fly on the wall and have a snoofmini of that.

winklebag printer

A printing machine (or printing company) of very low quality.

Producing poor quality basic crude printing like the paper bags used to hold wet seafood.

Example:(printing machine) Where did you get that winklebag printer from?

Example:(printing company) That company of printers are rubbish. They a winklebag printer.

Craparazzo

Craparazzo being the singular form for a crap photographer who take crap candid photographs of crap celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Craparazziis a plural term.

"Look at that Craparazzo taking blured photos of Jade Goody"

Pino More

Pino More: California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It will reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
Marketed as... Pino More

This wine is great for old people as I can drink all night and get a good nights sleep without loads of trips to the loo with Pino More,

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Hogit

When you "hogit" you take it all.

Don't hogit put some my way you greedy pig.