dunkall

An insult to a selfish person that dunks all the biscuits in their tea or coffee and eats them all.

Example: “You greedy fat dunkall bastard!”

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uptheduff

Uptheduff

1. The slang term for being pregnant

2. A drinking toast with Duff beer in the Simpsons

Example: She’s uptheduff again

Example: I’ll uptheduff to payday, to dooh

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lambothon

A massive rant about lamb going on and on.

What's your beef about lamb?

Stop this lambothon now!

Whitetrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat cauliflower by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)

Lets have some baby whitetrees with our dinner

Teapee

Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.

"Mavis!!! Your drinking too much tea again your be wanting another teapee soon."

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Babycabbages

Adult's game item to trick kids into eating brussel sprouts by pretending they are very small young cabbages (No wonder kids play up!)

Lets have some babycabbages with your greentrees and whitetrees.

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snoofamust

A compulsive snoofa person

Today is a snoofamust for me

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