roboticy

Coined from rap star Emily Montes’ hit song Roboticy; referring to any electronic malfunction or real-life issue in general

Person A: man, that sounds like roboticy
Person B: my guy what
Person A: y’know, phone’s not working, roboticy
Person B: leaves

wezameguven

A misheard line from the extremely popular hit AK47 É o Porte Do Homem, often used to denote confusion or awkwardness, but also used by some as a way of releasing extra energy.

Person 1: and that’s my in-depth commentary of the voice acting in the anime Dorohedoro!
*long silence*
Person 2: …wezameguven

Eep! Eep. Eep, eep eep? Eepeepeep! Eep! Eep, eep eep? Wezameguven *BOOM*

Wezameguven *shakes violently*

Nants

Something you say when you’re bored and high.

What the fuck is a nants?