Dick Train

Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.

"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."

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Street Shitters

A euphemism for people from any part of the world that is backward, uncivilized and always smells like dung, no matter where you go.

Tom: "Jesus Fucking Christ, why does that apartment building stink so badly?"
Dave: "A bunch of street shitters moved in last year. It's just awful over there..."

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