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Melvil

Melvil is a French name meaning king of third wheels. Melvil loves being the third wheel and knows no boundaries. He is defined by his extreme love for tennis, physics and pretzels.

Melvil has an inexplicable need for attention and hogs it incessantly. He can’t do handshakes to save his life.

Spite of this he is still a nice friend and is fun to have around.

Melvil: hey guys!
Andrew and his bf: ughhhh Melvil....Leave us alone.

by I_am_a_star January 17, 2019

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