donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

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rug

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

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Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, denotes the large roll of flesh directly above the vaginal opening on a large woman.

I didn't even have to work for the big "O". the Fup did all the moving for me!

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weed

A green plant god put on the earth for me and you.

Grow buy role smoke enjoy.

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Wasco

A city in Kali-Fornia that can kick Shafters ass like they were just a bunch of rag dolls and I'm Arnold Schwollenpecker the Govener of this fucked up state.

Wasco beat Shafter in their football game. I Arnold approve this message remeber the freshman score wasco 58 shafter 7 for the SSL championship.

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schwing

When Garth or Wayne (Wayne's World) pop a boner. How you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent...

-number one babe, Kim Basgner...SCHWING!
-Casandra is a total babe...schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings...those are SCHWING-DINGS!

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The Misfits

Greates Band Ever. The oldschool misfts are the best band ever. Blending horror and Punk never sounded so good

Michael Graves the new lead singer of the misfits sucks.

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