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yolki polki

russian version of "BOLLOCKS!!"
like bollocks bu in russian
also means "christmas tree branches"

"aww yolki polki"
" oh no a yolki polki fell off the tree"

by IaN November 17, 2003

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


cali

Cali, California. The big SoCal.

I went down to Cali for the summer.

by IaN March 31, 2004

26πŸ‘ 516πŸ‘Ž


Uzbekistan

Country people have to look up when they here the name...

...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).

Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).

Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).

By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.

Uzbekistan - Uzbeki-where???

by IaN November 25, 2004

151πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


werd

1. A word usually used when something to the favor of the speaker happens.
2. A general word used in no certain occasion.

1. Your comin down this weekend?!? Werd!
2. Werd.

by IaN October 10, 2004

19πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


queekle

a male reproductive organ
a penis
a cock
a wanger
a weiner
a sausage
a salami
a one-eyed trouser snake
a johnson
a fuckstick
a tallywacker
manmeat
a schlong
more... but im lazy

Ian publicly exposed his queekle last night in front of a bunch of drunk girls.

by IaN April 12, 2004

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Queekle

a mud butt rimjob from a chinese goober who likes quief biscuits for fun and its only a queekle if its tuesday and your name is Jared

Jared got a queekle last tuesday from Dave Chappelle.

by IaN April 12, 2004


Shtollianus

the situation of where finds himself having to take a crap or take a piss.

brb, shtoolianus has overcome my senses.

by IaN April 5, 2003

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž