land shark

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.

1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."

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Mister

A nickname for the Toyota MR2.

I like my Mister because the frunk is awesome.

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Railroaded

Anal intercourse of such vehemence that the reciever is pushed forward a significant distance.

Suzy: "Josh f'ing railroaded me right off the bed last night! I almost broke my platella from the fall."

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Chubsy

An insult that refers to someone of a hefty stature. Usually used when you are suddenly ticked off by an idiot and can’t think of a better way to make them feel bad at that very moment. An excellent way to convey your frustration about an oaf when you are cut off driving or in a crowded mall.

"Move it along now chubsy!"
"jesus look at chubsy here blocking the flow!"

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naster

one cent whore

im gonna go out tonight and pick up a naster

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dookie

Poop, or a very good greenday album!

I gotta do a dookie

Im gonna listen to dookie

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cumstain

A word used to describe a person who puts people down for no reason what so ever.

Guy1: Dude what a cumstain!

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