Chandabear

The Chandabear is a member of the softandcuddly family of panda bears... It likes poptarts as a treat on occasion.
The Chandabear loves to dance, this is what it is found doing most in the wild...
It lives way up north in Canada, inside Nova Scotia...

"I got hugged by a Chandabear today..." "Wow you're lucky!"

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harpos

a wonderful, wonderful word that is used to describe someone or something that is below the both the fiscal and social poverty line. generally associated with people who are categorized as white trash or anyone associated with the nascar or the appalachian mountains. this is an incredibly abstract concept and is not solely limited to such a defn. it is constantly changing as social or economic norms and status quos are determined, it is also not limited to white trashyness but other socio-economic derogative language that is based on ethnicity.

dale earnhart, rusty wallace, jeff foxworthy, anyone who drinks moonshine and or steel reserves, mullets, farmer tans and or trucker tans, line dancing, confederate flags, strom thurman, porch sitting, coon hunting, pork rinds, wal-mart, k-mart, super k-mart, trailer parks, incest, montanas, joe webb, big and rich, malt liquor in general, popov vodka, the word "pop" when refering to soda-pop, the states of kentucky, west virginia, nebraska, north dakota, south dakota, montana, iowa, idaho, alabama, georgia, texas, or any other state that is the midwest or associated with the bible belt, jesus is also harpos.

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Sextacular

Joelle+Ian=SEXTACULAR TO THE MAX

Joell+Ian=SEXTACULAR =)...............

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Goatwhacked

The dangerous state of being so enthralled by a story about a goat that you don't care if your country is under attack by terrorists.

The President was so Goatwhacked that he tripled the amount of time Al Queda had to carry out their attack.

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Blunder

A crazy werdo who thinks he is the blunber hulk and batman and an assasin that is accident prone and looks like a turtle without a shell.

O-NO blunber accidently blow up the world again

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uft

A word that subsitutes 'Oh no' or 'For christ sake'. Can be used when describing something stressful, negative or something that you don't like. Uft can also be changed into 'Ufty Gufty', 'Uft mine Guft' and 'Trufty' depending on the level of negativity and stress invloved. It is a common word used frequently by Ian, Darren, Karen, Vicky, Jenna and Becky,

'Oh uft I've got to go to work'
'Ufty Trufty I'm getting married in 5 weeks!'
'Uft Mine Guft I'm living in Canada for 3 months!'
'Ufty bloody gufty look at the queue at the coffee bar!'

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strobes

boobs, tits

Man that chick has some bigass strobes. I wanna run it in between 'em.

Hey ho, show me dem strobes!

Damn foo, your bitch has got some lopsided-ass strobes.

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