god damn

plea for god to damn someone or something.

god damn theresa for being a butthole.

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phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.

"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."

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jock

an inhabitant of scotland (UK only)

That bloody kilt-wearing jock...

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tshizzle

THE HOTTEST SHIRTS on the market

What you aint wearing a Tshizzle what the fuck?!?!?!?!?

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stoked

excited, psyched, pumped up

in response to something that makes you excited: "I know, i'm so stoked."

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mission

A method of describing a journey or task or great difficulty, boredom, or length.

"We had to pick up, mission it all across town, and drop off in Lizzie's."

"I'm on a damn mission with the wind blowing." (ie: Rolling in the wind.)

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Boozer

One drunk fuckin ass hole

you boozer

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