cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

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And then i found 20 dollars

Something Dino would say

Dino: so this one time, me and my friend russel, you know my friend russel right?

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tittyfart

where the titty is wet and gets slaped with the other to create a tittyfart.

dude, your mom had the biggest tittyfart ever lastnight.

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shvomlum

A word concocted by myself and Timmeh, meaning shit, vomit, lube, and cum.

Guy: :pointing finger and laughing: You've got shvomlum on your face!

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Nose Bong

term I first herd used by Matt Hoffman a Nose Bone is a term BMS's use when banging the front wheel of their bike into whatever surface they were heading for with not so great results i.e broken/bent wheel or body parts faceing the wrong direction

Whoa!! Dude totaly took a nose bong on that one..

yeah I was on my way down when BAM nose bonged straight into the rail GODAMIT #*@"!!#@"?*#?

half cut

Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.

I was only half cut so I was able to get away from the cops. I can't feel my penis.

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safrican

of south africa

i'm proudly safrican

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