wankface

A cool person, who is also very popular and funny, and looks a bit like Steve McQueen perhaps.

Hey Dave, I wish as much of a wankface as you, you get all the ladies frothing and that.

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baw

1. Noun
Scottish dialect slang term for 'testicle'.
Can also be used figuratively as a pejorative term to describe a person. Similar in meaning to arse or fanny when used in the same way.

2. Prefix
Used as a prefix, 'baw-' means of or relating to testicles, either literally or figuratively.

1. "Joe's left baw is bigger than his right one."

1(fig). "Joe, you're such a baw sometimes!"

2. "Bawbag, bawslap bawchin, and bawhands are all examples of words which take the baw- prefix."

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Apathy

It's not important. Don't worry about it.

Fuck now i have to write an example too? This is way to much efffort thatn it's worth. I should complain or something, nevermind. It's to much work.

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pure

An intensifier in Scottish slang.

Pure dead brilliant!
She's a pure shag, man!

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streaker

A streaker is a bit like a flasher, but instead of just baring their shame for the world to see, a streaker feels the need to run around completely nude. This generally happens at large gatherings, such as sporting events.

James: "Did you see that streaker in the second half?"
John: "Yes, I particularly liked her norks."

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nade spam

The art of throwing grenades at the start of a multiplayer game of Call of Duty in order to suprise and kill at least one unsuspecting stupid gamer.

Fucking hell dont move in too quick they'll be nade spamming the right flank.

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WINTERDYKES

Ayrshire, Scotland local idiom for indoor clothes airer/drier

She placed her wet laundry on the winterdykes to dry.

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