Touching cloth

A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.

I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH

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Peel a scab

Removing the sealed lid from your favorite bottled beverage.

I went to the fridge to PEEL A SCAB off a beer.

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Hacking

Smoking a single cigarette

I was HACKING a cigarette

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Scule

A single cigarette of any size.

I like to smoke a scule after a big dinner

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Black Hole

A boring person who will trap you and never let you escape a conversation

I was at Al's party last night. I just finished hacking a skule and wanted to go into the kitchen to peel a scab but I was trapped on the deck with that BLACK HOLE Billy for 2 hours.

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