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Less dominant version of a male until around the modern era when they began receiving "rights" there by taking control of the male population often leaving them "whipped". Typically women are precieved as kind loving caring and at times erotic to the ones they love, but for those who are nothing but dickless douches and/or sluts there is a saying, "bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks." this phase which happens each month sometimes by choice is known as but not relating to "the time of troubles" aka "hell on earth." during this period I caution all men and women in control to be wary. They usually reside in da kitchen, assume something's wrong if elsewhere.

husband: go fetch me a beer honey. Troubled wife:get off you're lazy ass and get it yourself ass u don't do shit in this house get the fuck out. Husband:... 2. Wife: honey Go change the baby I'm tired. Husband: yes ma'am. *whipped* 3.woman: I can vote now! Man: shut the fuck up.

by Iamaman August 8, 2012

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