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when youâre coughing really hard and all the coughing causes you to almost puke but then you fart
Oh my God I got a throat tickle and I almost Daddywangoâd all over the place
Sobor, when you want your friends to think youâve been sober but you are currently drunk while writing on Facebook that you have been sober xxx daysâ¦.
Did you see Traeâs FB page, heâs been sober 200 days. Nah bro, he wrote sobor because he drunk now.
When intelligent people with quick wits have partook in too many recreational substances over too long of a period of time and the funny things they were saying at the beginning of tge party start to fall flat.
âI mean, I get it, after you had to explain it to me, in depth.â âI think you are hitting the Narwall man, take a nap, you look crazy.â
The only real religion since all religions have a tid bit of truth in them but have been manipulated by humans for power and money. We look for some grand truth or deity when we are all drops of the deity that we search for. Once we already realize that we are the amazing gods and goddesses we have been searching for and love is all we needed to activate our true power. ChurchOfUs celebrates humanity and all its potential!!!!
Catholicism is a purge upon the land, when will people wake up and realize they have all the power to shape their reality. Someday the only church will be the church of us
When you are waiting for your dealer to get back to you and they are taking too long and you come to the point that if it happens it happens, if it donât it donât. Also see Radiate App.
Looking for a ball bro, but if this guy is working on Dierreler Time if it happens it happens, if it donât it donât.
The typical response you use to deal with the typical chef fuck-boy-ar-dee when they come around doing their trashy fuck boy shit.
Listen here you spaghetti-ho, take your fuck boy ass and leave, she told you spaghetti-noâ¦â¦.
A servant of the divine chaos and madnesses that communicates with it directly and then spreads that divine chaos to all the worlds people
The guy, heâs an agent of chaos, you didnt see the cattle prod, co2 gun and other crazy things in his bag? Keep your distance or he will rope you in with his insanity