loftsyp

look out for those stupid young people

Mate:What you doing tonight man?
You: Out and about round the city
Mate: Loftsyp man, loftsyp

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flodingles

pringles that are on the floor that are covered in dust

Friend: I will pay you whatever i have in my pocket if you eat that flodingles man
You: Ok, but you better pay up

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Shetland Shotgun

Someone who talks about guns all the time and they like horses too much.

Friend: Dude, look at my 12 gauge!
You: Shut the hell up you Shetland Shotgun!

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fukannooooo

Dubliner saying fuck no

Someone you dont like: Oi! Mate! Come over here now!
You: Fukannooooo

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hyperblood

A gangsta who is doing something really strange

When you drive down a busy street you see a 20 year old man hitting himself on the head with a can full of John Smiths.
Friend:WTF is that man doing?
You: I dunno but he is such a hyperblood

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